tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15329957487415157672011-04-21T17:48:08.921-07:00lobevihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01835715145087377312noreply@blogger.comBlogger61100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1532995748741515767.post-42823372279068726352008-05-13T08:08:00.000-07:002008-05-13T08:32:42.812-07:00<a href="http://www.fundacioncaixagalicia.org/StaticFiles/Repositorio%20Multimedia%202007/Imagen/Imagen%20Repositorio/_extendidas/archivos/astronomia.jpg"><img style="WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://www.fundacioncaixagalicia.org/StaticFiles/Repositorio%20Multimedia%202007/Imagen/Imagen%20Repositorio/_extendidas/archivos/astronomia.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div><a href="http://estatico.buenosaires.gov.ar/planetario/images/astronomia%20articulos%20ecologia%20del%20universo.jpg"></a><br /><div><a href="http://www.tangaroa.es/images/030/454914.jpg"><img style="WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://www.tangaroa.es/images/030/454914.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><div><a 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style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-8S-r1Ginlw/SBXkUx5_sNI/AAAAAAAAAAw/Ke323ppoCrg/s320/acrosport+264.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5194308790886838482" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1532995748741515767-1624847599676332240?l=lagransorpresa.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>lobevihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01835715145087377312noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1532995748741515767.post-27977514659983903742008-04-16T07:11:00.000-07:002008-04-16T07:34:54.070-07:00<span style="font-size:85%;color:#00cccc;">Entra una señora en la carniceria y dice:</span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;color:#00cccc;">- deme esa cabeza de cerdo de allí.</span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;color:#00cccc;">Y contesta el carnicero:</span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;color:#00cccc;">- perdone señora, pero eso es un espejo.</span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;color:#33cc00;"></span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;color:#33cc00;">Se presenta un profesor a su nueva clase:</span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;color:#33cc00;">-buenos días, mi nombre es largo.</span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;color:#33cc00;">y contesta un alumno:</span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;color:#33cc00;">-no importa tenemos tiempo.</span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;color:#33cc00;"></span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;color:#33cc00;"><span style="color:#ff0000;">¡</span><span style="color:#ff0000;">mama! en clase me llaman fin de semana.</span></span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;color:#ff0000;">¿por que domingo?</span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;color:#ff0000;"></span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;color:#cc33cc;">¿Que mujer ha tenido el mejor fisico?</span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;color:#cc33cc;">-la mujer de Einstein.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;color:#ff9900;">¿Que</span> <span style="color:#ff9900;">le dice un impresora a otra?</span><br /><span style="color:#ff9900;">-esta hoja es tuya o es impresión mia.</span><br /><br /><span style="color:#cc9933;">¿Cual es la fruta más paciente?</span><br /><span style="color:#cc9933;">-Es pera.</span><br /><span style="color:#cc9933;"></span><br /><span style="color:#cc9933;">¿Por que un jorobado no estudia leyes?</span><br /><span style="color:#cc9933;">por que no puede estudiar derecho.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1532995748741515767-2797751465998390374?l=lagransorpresa.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>lobevihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01835715145087377312noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1532995748741515767.post-38502560154934399512008-04-14T07:12:00.000-07:002008-04-14T07:34:45.806-07:00<strong><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;color:#cc66cc;">Inventan un paraguas con internet.</span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;color:#cc66cc;">Inventan un USB con goma para borrar.</span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;color:#cc66cc;">Inventan una taza porta-galletas.</span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;color:#cc66cc;">Inventan un protege banana.</span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;color:#cc66cc;">Inventan una taza con cerradura.</span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;color:#cc66cc;">Inventa un tostador transparente.</span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;color:#cc66cc;">Inventan unas tijeras con láser.</span></strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1532995748741515767-3850256015493439951?l=lagransorpresa.blogspot.com' alt='' 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style="font-weight: bold;">Perrea, perrea !<br />El chiqui-chiqui mola mogollón.<br />Lo bailan en la China y también Alcorcón.<br />Dale chiqui-chiqui a esa morenita,<br />que el chiqui-chiqui la pone muy tontita !<br />Lo baila Rajoylo baila hugo chávez,<br />lo baila Zapatero ,<br />mi amol ya tu sabeh!<br />Lo bailan los brothers, lo baila mi hermano,<br />lo baila mi mulata con las bragas en la mano!<br /><br />Y el chiqui-chiqui se baila así:<br />-1! EL BREIKINDANCE!<br />-2! EL CRUSAÍTO!<br />-3! EL MAIKEL YANSON!<br />-4! EL ROBOCOP!<br /><br />Balia chiqui-chiqui,<br />baila chiqui-chiqui,<br />lo bailan los heavys también los frikis!<br /><br />Lo bailan en la carcel, lo bailan en la escuela<br /> lo baila mi madre y también mi abuela!<br /><br />Lo baila el tigre puma con su traje a rayas y<br />Juancarlos le dice ¿porque no te callas?<br />En el velatorio de Padre Damián,<br />pusieron chiqui-chiqui y el mundo echó a bailar!<br /><br />Y el chiqui-chiqui se baila así:<br />-1! EL BREIKINDANCE!<br />-2! EL CRUSAÍTO!<br />-3! EL MAIKEL YASON!<br />-4! EL ROBOCOP!<br /><br /></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1532995748741515767-5240571318527843199?l=lagransorpresa.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>lobevihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01835715145087377312noreply@blogger.com0